Colbert Cheats to Victory Over Decemberists!

Leave it to the conservative right to connive its way into the winner's circle once again! While the Decemberists' Chris Funk did indeed shred valiantly on tonight's episode of "The Colbert Report" (even if he did look a little more like a Von Trapp than a rawk titan), he was no match for the cunning of Colbert himself-- nor the man's uncanny catalog of celebrity connections.

Umm the Decemberists sux! Even their name is non-innovative. "Man the Decemberist rock!" "What?" "The Decemberist rock!" You think December rocks?" "No I said the Decemberist rock"

The lead guitarist couldn't even come up with a cool guitar lick, he just tried making up some 80's big hair / Jack Black guitar solo.
Oh well...
Watch the vid, its pretty funny, and ignore the annoying ads.

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